I am sure that everyone is different but I went in freaking out about it - thinking the worst things that could happen - and none of them did!
I can't say exactly that it was an anti-climax because it's serious stuff but it was about 10% of what I feared.
Walking into the theatre is daunting but lots of smiling eyes (I am sure they were really smiling behind their masks). Lay on the bed and breath into the oxygen mask which is quite hard to do and then the last thing I remember was a nurse with the prettiest blue eyes and then bang, I'm gone.
I wake up (apparently) 5 hours later in recovery with no pain but a couple of inflating devices around my legs that would stay there for 24 hours. After an hour or so I am wheeled back to the ward and I just sleep on and off until tea time. Given a full meal and no signs of being sick or anything.
Nurses pop back in every hour or so to check on temp, blood pressure and the state of my urine bag - still no pain. Manage to get a couple of hours of sleep that night.
Next day the shoulder pain started which is a side effect of the CO2 gas they use to inflate your abdomen. It's the most painful part of the procedure and you will need some good painkillers so don't let them fob you off with a paracetemol!
The catheter is awkward but unless you catch it wrong it's not painful - ask them for someway to fix the pipework to your leg to stop it swinging about.
You will be up and walking around the day after the op and probably asked to shower and then released home. No driving with the catheter of course.
You will have prescriptions for day and night urine bags, painkillers and daily anti-coagulation injections - get some antiseptic solution as well as you need to keep the catheter sterile clean.
That's about it - the wounds heal after a few days, you need to have a bowel movement within 2-3 days of getting home and you need to take things steady for a couple of weeks - as the wounds heal quickly it is easy to forget that you have had some serious internal surgery.
Yep, about 10% of what I imagined was going to happen :)